margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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