i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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