do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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