Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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