i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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