Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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