Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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