So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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