he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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