That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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