He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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