So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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