There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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