we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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