No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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