My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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