One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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