i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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