i permit you to call me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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