Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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