just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
