I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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