I hate your face
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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