I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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