party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's blow job season.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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