I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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