feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
