He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
