That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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