I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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