she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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