I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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