I have demons in me.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I am one with the molecules
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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