Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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