Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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