He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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