talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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