I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
