idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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