I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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