Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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