accomplished twins. life is a go
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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