Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We need to rekindle our bromance
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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