Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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