stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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