I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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