The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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