Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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