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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I CAN MOONWALK!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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