he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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