Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My vagina is officially offended.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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