he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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