We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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