Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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