Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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